By Jordan Wannemacher
Back to school and homelessness on “Teen Mom 2”!
After putting their lives and schoolwork on hold to be parents, the girls were all preparing for their first day of college this week.
Leah
Leah spent a majority of this week’s episode just strutting around in her holey jeans complaining about her life and how Corey won’t help her with anything so she can’t go to school. Changing dirty diapers is apparently too much for him. How old are these twins now? And he’s just now figuring this stuff out? Get it together Corey; suck it up and wipe the poop.
Chelsea
Uh-oh… Dad came over and saw you moved your low-life baby daddy in! I’m a little sick of her not finishing her homework and complaining about not getting any work done. You won’t stop your online P.E. class to take care of your kid but you have plenty of time to lie around and flirt with Adam. It’s P.E., Chelsea! How difficult can that be? If you can’t figure that much out you really shouldn’t be cutting hair.
Kailyn
Well, as if things couldn’t get any worse for Kailyn, they did. The poor girl tried starting college and then Joe went and got them kicked out of his parents’ house. I’m still not sure what Joe’s problem with his dad is. Maybe it’s the fact that he and Kailyn are always screaming at each other in the kitchen; just maybe. Joe runs away to the fabulous five-star resort of Newark, N.J. with baby Issac and tells Kailyn she can’t even go home and to “find somewhere to go.”
Newsflash Joe: KAILYN HAS NOWHERE TO GO! Besides, why is Kailyn OK with Joe taking him to Newark? In a situation like that, the last place I would want my kid alone with my baby-daddy is Newark. Guess the dueling couple is going to try and live together? Sounds like another disastrous situation for Kailyn, yet again.
Jenelle
I almost can’t watch this show anymore because of Jenelle. She’s “totally pissed” her mom won’t give her money for school and financial aid doesn’t have any sympathy for her since she doesn’t even provide for her own kid. She tried to lie and say she did, but once they figured out she doesn’t even have custody Jenelle realized she was completely out of luck.
“I’m really pissed my mom won’t give me money for school. I was supposed to go home, but instead I’m just gonna go hang out with my boyfriend.” All I heard was, “I could make my living situation more tolerable but instead I’m just going to deliberately disobey my mother to make my life worse. “
She ends up completely neglecting to come home on time the next morning to watch her own child and has a crybaby breakdown after her mom’s boyfriend Mike scolds her. “EVERY TIME I’M HERE I JUST GET YELLED AT!” Oh, you mean the twice a week you grace your son with your presence? Those random times? Is that what you’re referring to Jenelle? I’m just as sick of her as her mom is.
Of course, once her mom gets home, Jenelle gets kicked out of the house. Hope you’re happy Jenelle! You never wanted to come home and hate the five hours a week that you’re there. Now you’ll have all the time away you could ever dream of!
We’ll see how it goes next week now that two out of four teen moms are homeless. Chelsea is barreling down the hill toward that road at an even faster pace now that her Dad knows her loser baby-daddy is living there. Corey may be a lazy redneck, but at least you have a house, Leah.
Just remember, kids, teen pregnancy is 100 percent preventable.
