SUGARDVD.COM
SugarDVD.com is a DVD rental service that is nearly identical to Netflix, besides one detail: it only carries porn. You can sign up for a free trial before picking one of the billing plans, which start at $9.95 a month. The selection is pretty broad and you can even search by category or studio if you don’t know where to start. The DVD arrives in a discreet envelope that doesn’t give any clues as to what’s inside. And if your credit card and bank statements are still monitored by your parents, the payments don’t show up as SugarDVD.com, but rather a more discreet and cryptic name that doesn’t really mean anything. You’re in college now; it’s time to graduate from free 10-second clips on the Internet to real, full-length porn. SugarDVD.com gives you the opportunity to do just that, effectively and discreetly. Fap to it! — ELIZABETH DIXON
MUXTAPE.COM
So you’ve got a Facebook profile, a MySpace page and a blog on Livejournal, but do you have a Muxtape account yet? Muxtape.com is a fun little site that focuses on the beloved craft of creating mixtapes. Remember those? Your muxtape may not be an actual mixtape, but it is on the Internet. It’s simple: create an account and upload as many as 12 of your own mp3s, no bigger than 10 megabytes each. After that, you can show off your muxtape at username.muxtape.com. The Web site itself is fast and easy to use, complemented by a simple yet aesthetically pleasing design. However, Muxtape states that users are prohibited from uploading “songs they do not have permission to let Muxtape use.” So, if you upload an illegal mp3, chances are they don’t have a clue. But if they did have a clue, the worst thing that would happen is the deletion of your account. — CHASE CHAUFFE
Cinco de Moe’s Monday Special
If you like being uncomfortably full on Mexican food, you’ve probably been to Moe’s. They’re the place down Abercorn Street that sells you a guaranteed-delicious-stomach-ache-size burrito and a drink for $10, plus tax. Lately, there’s been a debate in my house over the worthiness of this transaction. You’re certainly getting $10 worth of food — the burrito stuffed with meat, beans, rice, cheese and other typical burrito contents is larger than an average human stomach. Then they give you a side of chips and a free-refills drink. When you’re done consuming it all, the first thing you wonder is, “Why didn’t I just punch myself in the gut and save 10 bucks?” Well, here’s the solution: Go to Moe’s on Monday, May 5. They’re having a “Cinco de Moe’s” deal, so a burrito and drink combo is only $6. That 4-buck difference tips the scales. Go eat three meals worth of food for cheap. — BRIAN SMITH
